.001 | All the important questions

[diehardreaper]

Fancy that. It does work! Will wonders never cease. Bit of fancy metal... never thought'd be really what they told us, eh?

[ So have this guy staring around this here Gear thingamabob. ]

Right, so... this lady what claims to be my mum said this'd be some sort of communication device so figured I'd give it a go. Bit of a question for you lot.. hang on. C'mere you-- [ And he's reaching off with one arm to tug a Duskull closer to him. ]

How d'you know if this little blighter's a boy or a girl? Couldn't really decide on a right name for it yet.

[ Oddly enough, the Duskull seems happy for the attention and actually waves to the camera. ]

And one more thing. Are any of you lot familiar with the name William T. Spears or Grell Sutcliffe? If you are, d'you mind passing on word that I've gotten here?

The name's Ronald Knox of London's Grim Reaper Dispatch Department, by the way. Thanks!

Comments

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have abssssolutely no idea. If I did I'd-

[Actually no. He'll keep his mouth shut for once instead of going on about how he would've used every weapon he could find to wreak untold havoc on the Pokemon world.]

As I sssaid, I have no idea where they are.

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

[ Have a raised brow at that. No suspicions. Just good natured curiosity... but he figures if Cobra isn't up to sharing, he'll press some other time. ]

So... safe to say I'm not the only one who's had something stolen, then?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Hardly. Countlesssss people have had the same thing happen to them! Countlessss!

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

Pity... she didn't seem like that bad a lass. Prolly a bit on the barmy side but...

[ A shrug. ]

How about you? Had something filched too?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No.

[Actually, he'll take a moment to think about that. It's been years after all.]

If there was anything, it obvioussssly wasn't important enough for me to remember it anyway.

[Because if it was, it would've been a laser pistol or something that he could easily replace in his world.]

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

Wager not... that or you've prolly been here longer'n I have and already thrown your hissy fit, eh?

[ Oh look, he made a pun. ]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I did not throw a hissssy fit!

[Video]

[hardknoxlife]

[ Don't mind the tiniest snicker. He's trying not to be rude. ]

Course not, mate! You just seem the sort to be... you know...

[ And he's making a hand motion which resembles someone tossing something into the air. ]

Explosive.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Explossssive, huh?

[He's going to try and resist stereotypical villain laughter. He's really trying.]

You have no idea.

[And unlike most of his schemes, he succeeded in not cackling.]

[Video]

[hardknoxlife]

Sounds like a challenge to show me your worst...

[ Ronald stop don't egg him on even more. ]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It would hardly be a challenge at all.

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

...You know, that really doesn't surprise me. Haven't gone barmy from this place yet, have you?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I haven't! I am just as ssssane now as I was the day I arrived!

[Video]

[hardknoxlife]

[ ...that doesn't really sound like it was much... ]

I'll take your word for it then! So... where've you been holing yourself up in?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That is none of your business. And besssides, that information is classified!

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

Right, right. Best I not push then.

[ But you get a well-meaning smile anyway. ]

Best of luck to you then, whatever your circumstances. Maybe I'll see you around, eh?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

There's no reason to sssay maybe. You'll definitely sssee me around! Count on it!

[Because he tends to broadcast his stupidity latest evil schemes to the world whenever the mood strikes.]

[Video]

[diehardreaper]

Looking forward to it, then!