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.001 | All the important questions

Fancy that. It does work! Will wonders never cease. Bit of fancy metal... never thought'd be really what they told us, eh?

[ So have this guy staring around this here Gear thingamabob. ]

Right, so... this lady what claims to be my mum said this'd be some sort of communication device so figured I'd give it a go. Bit of a question for you lot.. hang on. C'mere you-- [ And he's reaching off with one arm to tug a Duskull closer to him. ]

How d'you know if this little blighter's a boy or a girl? Couldn't really decide on a right name for it yet.

[ Oddly enough, the Duskull seems happy for the attention and actually waves to the camera. ]

And one more thing. Are any of you lot familiar with the name William T. Spears or Grell Sutcliffe? If you are, d'you mind passing on word that I've gotten here?

The name's Ronald Knox of London's Grim Reaper Dispatch Department, by the way. Thanks!

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Looks like the more appropriate question prolly would've been what didn't he do, eh? Even our boss has had it up to his ears with Mister Sutcliffe's shenanigans, I'll tell you what.

[ Have a bit of a sheepish grin from that. ]

He's just a different sort, that's all so... apologies all around on behalf of the department since Mister Spears isn't here to do it for him.

[He vaguely remembers hearing that Grell worked for some organization or department or something, but not any specifics. Not like that really matters since Cobra's well...being as obnoxious as humanly possible right now.]

Apology accepted! But it is long overdue! Ridiculousssssly overdue, in fact!

[ Sorry Cobra but the hissing and the hissy fit is removing any and all intimidation Ron may have had to start. Now he's just amused. ]

Wager so if you said I've missed him by a few years!

By the by... haven't caught a name from you yet, mate.

You may addressssss me as Cobra Commander.

[He is completely serious about this.]

Right then, Mister Commander, sir. Pleasure to meet you.

[ This place is gonna be great, he can tell. ]

Here's hoping Mister Sutcliffe hasn't sullied the good name of London's Dispatch too badly... or if it has, let me polish it up good as brass.

I don't even know what thissss London Dispatch is, but yessss, I would assume that its good name has certainly been ssssullied!

[Now he's just being a jerk about things.]

Yeah, Mister Spears would've been in a bit of a tizzy hearing that. But never you fret! I can swear it here and now and on my scythe... which is apparently missing at the mo that I'm less of a headache!

Why would you have a ssscythe?

[Because this is clearly the most important question.]

Said I was a reaper, didn't I? S'what the London Dispatch does, mate.

[ There's a frown though. ]

Course, it wasn't on my person when I got here. Neither was my knife. It'll take quite a bit to explain that part if I go home without them.

Oh right. Yesss, I believe Grell mentioned sssomething about that at one point or another.

[Sorry Roland, he's not that good at paying attention to people who aren't himself.]

Anyway, I wouldn't expect to find your weapons here any time ssssoon. It ssseems like no one who arrives here gets to keep such things.

Ah, bugger... figured someone would've filched it while I was out cold. That's prolly worse though, innit?

[ And there's what looks to be a pout there. ]

D'you have any idea where they keep those things? It'd be a mess of trouble if I actually lost my scythe, really.

I have abssssolutely no idea. If I did I'd-

[Actually no. He'll keep his mouth shut for once instead of going on about how he would've used every weapon he could find to wreak untold havoc on the Pokemon world.]

As I sssaid, I have no idea where they are.

[ Have a raised brow at that. No suspicions. Just good natured curiosity... but he figures if Cobra isn't up to sharing, he'll press some other time. ]

So... safe to say I'm not the only one who's had something stolen, then?

Hardly. Countlesssss people have had the same thing happen to them! Countlessss!

Pity... she didn't seem like that bad a lass. Prolly a bit on the barmy side but...

[ A shrug. ]

How about you? Had something filched too?

No.

[Actually, he'll take a moment to think about that. It's been years after all.]

If there was anything, it obvioussssly wasn't important enough for me to remember it anyway.

[Because if it was, it would've been a laser pistol or something that he could easily replace in his world.]

Wager not... that or you've prolly been here longer'n I have and already thrown your hissy fit, eh?

[ Oh look, he made a pun. ]

I did not throw a hissssy fit!

[ Don't mind the tiniest snicker. He's trying not to be rude. ]

Course not, mate! You just seem the sort to be... you know...

[ And he's making a hand motion which resembles someone tossing something into the air. ]

Explosive.

Explossssive, huh?

[He's going to try and resist stereotypical villain laughter. He's really trying.]

You have no idea.

[And unlike most of his schemes, he succeeded in not cackling.]

Sounds like a challenge to show me your worst...

[ Ronald stop don't egg him on even more. ]

It would hardly be a challenge at all.

...You know, that really doesn't surprise me. Haven't gone barmy from this place yet, have you?

Of course I haven't! I am just as ssssane now as I was the day I arrived!

[ ...that doesn't really sound like it was much... ]

I'll take your word for it then! So... where've you been holing yourself up in?

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